10 ways to get problems you’ve never had

I watching a ‘caring’ sort of an advertisement before which fueled me to ring an alarm, about false alarms, for that’s what that advertisement was for. It was meant to increase sales, disguised as something that would help you solve problem you’ve never had. And of course, they jolly well know how to create those problems so they can (never really) solve them, at a fee. For if they did solve them, their accounts would shrink proportional and most importantly they would need to be honest about the game they play.

How to get problems you’ve never had:

Assume (believe another) you could be having something (anything) that you are not aware of, or assume that you’ve been having it, or you’ve had it and you weren’t aware of it.

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